Hi all! Welcome! My name is Bones, BonesOfBirdWings on AO3 and flightofmorning on Tumblr. (Links can be found on my profile page.)
I write and read fanfic in a lot of fandoms.
( Fandoms under the cut )
I'm a gay sleep scientist, so also expect a lot of crying about science, sleep, and my girlfriend.
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Dear Worldbuilder,
Thank you so much for writing for me! This is my favorite exchange of the year, and I'm so excited to be participating in it with you! The prompts below are just some guidelines if you need them - but I'll be happy with whatever delicious worldbuilding you give me!
I love both fanfic and whatever in-universe meta you want to do - letters, reports, transcripts, policy statements, research notes - go wild my dude.
Just some general DNWs: Non-con, hate sex, infidelity, romantic jealousy, abusive f/f relationships, graphic mutilation/eye horror/hand horror/body horror with a living, aware person (corpse mutilation is fine and zombie mutilation is fine), Character-bashing (character-critical is great, but no bashing please).
And for this exchange, I would prefer if ships are kept to a minimum, although imply or include whichever you like, especially queer relationships. I'm not going to make it a DNW since it may enhance the worldbuilding in some cases.
General likes
- Fiddly, detailed worldbuilding
- unique story structure
- creating an internally consistent explanation for canon's random shit
- unexpected twists
- subversions/new explanations of canon material
- clever explanations or interpretations of canon plotholes
- canon-divergent AUs
- science and research
- ambiguity
- grey morality/complex moral reasoning
- magical realism
- time travel
- surrealism (playing with the border between reality and unreality)
- stories about stories (like, for example, how a story has power to influence things, how belief and retelling can shape reality, meta about characters as characters in a story - think Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, etc.)
- creeping, atmospheric horror
- characters being intelligent and competent
- ROBOTS
- robots and free will and choice
Onto the signups:
Harry Potter - Potions, Wards, Wizarding Higher Education, Pureblood Customs, International Magical Relations, The Teaching Year at Hogwarts, Spells Research and Development, Cultural Exchange between Muggle and Wizards, The Deathly Hallows, Wandlore, Ancient Witching Rites and Spells, Founder's Era Hogwarts, Folklore and Literature, Artifact Crafting, Magical Portraits, Wizarding Culture Outside the UK
Wow I have a lot for Harry Potter! I didn't list my characters because they're not super important - choose whatever character best fits the worldbuilding you're going for. Use any characters from either request - I just wanted to cover a lot of bases.
Some brief idea/prompts for each WB tag:
Potions - What's the underlying logic of potions? Why do some things react explosively and some things lead to a magical benefit? Is English potion-making rooted in the flora and fauna of Europe and how did influences from the New World change English potion theory? (Did they change it at all?) How is potion research conduced and published? (Is it published?)
Wards - What's the basis of them - spells, runes, potions, something else? A combination? What makes a ward different from a regular spell? What's the training like to construct wards? How do you break them? How were they created historically, and does that differ from today? Do modern wizards have issues dealing with old wards?
Wizarding Higher Education - What options are there for post-Hogwarts education? Does it differ between Britain and the continent? Is it different in America? Are there wizard universities? Is it an apprentice/journeyman system? How do you apply for higher education?
Pureblood Customs - Give me all the arcane customs. Wizarding holiday celebrations? How to deal with a death/ a wedding/ a birth/ coming-of-age? How does magic interact with these traditions? How does an older understanding of magic interact with these traditions? (do they preserve elements of things that have been mostly lost?) How did they arise?
International Magic Relations - What are the concerns between magical countries? What are the economic/social/intellectual conflicts between magical countries? How do the political bodies of the wizarding world differ from the muggle world? (I don't know much about politics, but I love the grand political worldbuilding and i ADORE the terrible minutiae of government bureaucracy)
The Teaching Year at Hogwarts - What goes on behind the scenes? How are teachers evaluated? How are student care duties divvied up? I'm here for all sorts of school documents - tests, evaluations, disciplinary records, hiring forms, contracts.
Spells Research and Development - Who does this? Where? We know about independent researchers (Luna Lovegood's mother) and one group (the Department of Mysteries, kinda). Are there groups at some sort of wizarding university or museum? Is there any funding available, and if so, from where? How do you develop spells? What are the components of spell crafting?
Cultural Exchange between Muggles and Wizards - really this is just me wanting some extrapolation of the Harry Potter Universe into the Information Age. How do muggleborn wizards integrate muggle technology into their lives? Are there wizarding internet forums? Is there an industry of magical muggle tech? How does the Statute of Secrecy have to change with the advent of the internet? Are there issues with that?
The Deathly Hallows - I. Love. The. Peverells. What *are* the Deathly Hallows, really? Were they given by Death actually, or is that a metaphor for a story that wasn't passed down in its entirety? How did the brothers make/find them? This is a great place to explore story intersecting with history, if you're so inclined.
Wandlore - How do wands work? How do they "choose" a wizard? How do the materials of a wand influence its personality/behavior/magic/power? How can the Elder Wand be "more powerful" than other wands? Is there a difference between magic done without a wand or with a wand? How do you make a wand? How do you harvest materials for making a wand?
Ancient Witching Rites and Spells - How is historical magic different from current practices? How was magic done in groups of historical peoples, like the Romans, the Gauls, the Picts or the Celts? What is some of the old and lost magic? Were there rituals that were banned or lost? This one intersects with a lot of my other requests - if you want to give me a historical view on any other tags, PLEASE DO.
Founder's Era Hogwarts - Is there any logic to the strange quirks of Hogwarts, and does it have to do with the building of it? What was the first class like? What was taught? How did Hogwarts fit into the existing culture of education in magical Britain? If you want to bring in actual history, go for it, but don't think it's necessary.
Folklore and Literature - What does Wizarding fiction look like? Is there classical literature? Were there art movements that influenced Wizarding literature? What are other parts of folklore other than Beedle the Bard? What about the wizarding folklore from other parts of the world? What's "fantastical" to wizards?
Artifact Crafting - How do you make magical items? Do they ever attain a level of sentience?
Magical Portraits - How do you capture a person's personality in a painting? Can they learn? How do they remember?? Is it just a really weird version of wizard AI? (And what would be the implications of that?) Do they ever degrade? What happens when you destroy one? How can they travel between canvases?
Wizarding Culture outside the UK - I think I've touched on this throughout. But yeah, really, any of the tags but outside of the UK? Or just how the attitudes and relationship between wizards and magic, creatures, or muggles is different between the UK and elsewhere.
Inner City Wizard School - Everything
Go buck wild. I love everything this sketch implies about the larger world of Harry Potter.
Inner City Magic - How does magic intersect with American city culture? American cities are a melting pot of people from different cultures and presumably different magical traditions. Is it a mix between African, Jewish, Italian, Irish, Chinese, etc? What does this look like and how does it clash with the type of magic they try to teach in the school?
Exchange Program - *slams fists on table* culture shock! Culture Shock! CULTURE SHOCK! How does a kid from this school deal with Very British Elite Hogwarts?
Classes and School - What do they teach? How does that intersect with the culture of the surrounding city?
Quidditch - YEEEHAW what does this sport look like if you apply American Sports Culture on top of it? What's its social position in the school and the nation as a whole?
The Magnus Archives - a non-canon entity, the Rituals, The Leitner Collection, The Founding of the Magnus Institute, The Extinction, Smirke's Catalogue of the Entities, Other departments in the Institute, Ghosts
DNW for TMA: Sexual assault or horror relating to that.
a non-canon entity - I don't have any idea of what this could be, but as will become more evident in my other requests, I'm interested in the other ways that you could slice horror into classifications. Maybe an entity that has just been thought of as parts of other entities? Or a newly emerging one, like Extinction.
the Rituals - how do avatars get the ideas for their rituals? why are these rituals so pervasive? what are some rituals that we haven't seen?
The Leitner Collection - More! Books! why do the books exist? how did someone or something create some of these books? Why books? How did Leitner impact other book collectors by searching for these books? How have they dispersed since?
The Founding of the Institute - how did the institute fit into the culture of academia at the time? Who were Jonah's first employees? How did the Beholding impact all of this?
The Extinction - an extinction avatar! How does the extinction play into the apocalypse that happening now? Anything about the extinction interacting with other horrors? (or its lack of status as a full horror - what does that imply about horror categorization?)
Smirke's Catalogue - i've already said a lot about categorization - but also - does categorizing the horrors change their nature? If uncategorized, would they act differently? Are there competing categorizations?
Other departments in the Institute- WHAT DO THEY DO? what's their reputation in their respective fields? How are they organized? how have they been impacted by the shit going down in the Archive? (do they have a legal dept? if so, i'm so sorry.)
Ghosts - How do they fit into the classification schema? It would make sense that we would see them associated with the End, but so far, one was with the Desolation and quite a few with Slaughter, and there's an unclear case with the Spiral. The Stranger would also have a good case for ghosts. Why do ghosts appear, and how are they associated with the entities?
Tortall - interactions with Gods/Goddesses, relationship between immortals and humans, research on magic, the sight, the gift, nontraditional knight training, immortals in the divine realms, historical documents
interactions with Gods/Goddesses - How do humans worship the gods specifically? How do these practices differ between countries? Do the Gods appear to their priests? How? How do Immortals interact with the gods?
immortals and humans - humans created immortals with thought - how did this happen, and why did it stop? How did the humans seal the immortals away? More details on why they did it? What sort of folktales arose in the wake of the sealing and what they got wrong?
research on magic - how do you research magic? Is there academic sabotage? academic publications? how does one become a professor or a researcher? where does all the funding come from? who owns the research?
the sight and the gift - i'm bundling these because i have similar questions. what does "strength" really mean in terms of this magic and why are some people stronger than others? What does the folk magic of both of these gifts look like? How did they arise?
nontraditional knight training - i'm sorry, i have no idea what this means and i'm too tired to think of anything. BUT PLEASE go wild with knight training in any way that makes sense - alternative training for knights doing non-traditional things (spying, healing, administration), training to run a fief, training in other countries, etc.
immortals in the divine realms - what did the adjustment look like when the immortals were banished to the divine realms? did they have any conflict with the gods? what is the relationship like now, where that barrier is broken?
historical documents - a meta look at any of the above? also how historical documents were made, stored, and preserved? what are historians discovering about tortall's past now? what do the academic debates look like?
A Memory Called Empire - Lsel culture, Teixcalaani Politics, imagos, historical poetry
Lsel Culture - What is Lsel culture? How is it impacted by the imagos? What sort of civilization would deal with death and the loss of knowledge in this way? How is the Lsel concept of death shaped by their culture and their practical, day-to-day life?
Teixcalaani Politics - I don't have great ideas for this, but maybe more details of how the politics works from an insider's POV? Probably a fair amount went over Mahit's head. Also how other cultures fit into Teixcalaani politics? kinda under this but not really - it would be cool to see how Teixcalaan would have been rocked to the core if the imago thing had gone through.
How imagos work - How do imagos function when they're 15 people instead of just one? do older personalities degrade? How are imago-carriers tested and chosen? Is there any sort of testing done to see if the imago has integrated correctly? How does a correctly integrated imago work?
Historical epic poetry - Oh, really, go wild on the poetry or the history side or both. How does Teixcalaan's planet past play into the history they remember? what are the older forms of poetry? What does recent discourse on historical poetry look like? What does historical discourse on historical poetry look like?
DNW for TMA: Sexual assault or horror relating to that.
a non-canon entity - I don't have any idea of what this could be, but as will become more evident in my other requests, I'm interested in the other ways that you could slice horror into classifications. Maybe an entity that has just been thought of as parts of other entities? Or a newly emerging one, like Extinction.
the Rituals - how do avatars get the ideas for their rituals? why are these rituals so pervasive? what are some rituals that we haven't seen?
The Leitner Collection - More! Books! why do the books exist? how did someone or something create some of these books? Why books? How did Leitner impact other book collectors by searching for these books? How have they dispersed since?
The Founding of the Institute - how did the institute fit into the culture of academia at the time? Who were Jonah's first employees? How did the Beholding impact all of this?
The Extinction - an extinction avatar! How does the extinction play into the apocalypse that happening now? Anything about the extinction interacting with other horrors? (or its lack of status as a full horror - what does that imply about horror categorization?)
Smirke's Catalogue - i've already said a lot about categorization - but also - does categorizing the horrors change their nature? If uncategorized, would they act differently? Are there competing categorizations?
Other departments in the Institute- WHAT DO THEY DO? what's their reputation in their respective fields? How are they organized? how have they been impacted by the shit going down in the Archive? (do they have a legal dept? if so, i'm so sorry.)
Ghosts - How do they fit into the classification schema? It would make sense that we would see them associated with the End, but so far, one was with the Desolation and quite a few with Slaughter, and there's an unclear case with the Spiral. The Stranger would also have a good case for ghosts. Why do ghosts appear, and how are they associated with the entities?
Tortall - interactions with Gods/Goddesses, relationship between immortals and humans, research on magic, the sight, the gift, nontraditional knight training, immortals in the divine realms, historical documents
interactions with Gods/Goddesses - How do humans worship the gods specifically? How do these practices differ between countries? Do the Gods appear to their priests? How? How do Immortals interact with the gods?
immortals and humans - humans created immortals with thought - how did this happen, and why did it stop? How did the humans seal the immortals away? More details on why they did it? What sort of folktales arose in the wake of the sealing and what they got wrong?
research on magic - how do you research magic? Is there academic sabotage? academic publications? how does one become a professor or a researcher? where does all the funding come from? who owns the research?
the sight and the gift - i'm bundling these because i have similar questions. what does "strength" really mean in terms of this magic and why are some people stronger than others? What does the folk magic of both of these gifts look like? How did they arise?
nontraditional knight training - i'm sorry, i have no idea what this means and i'm too tired to think of anything. BUT PLEASE go wild with knight training in any way that makes sense - alternative training for knights doing non-traditional things (spying, healing, administration), training to run a fief, training in other countries, etc.
immortals in the divine realms - what did the adjustment look like when the immortals were banished to the divine realms? did they have any conflict with the gods? what is the relationship like now, where that barrier is broken?
historical documents - a meta look at any of the above? also how historical documents were made, stored, and preserved? what are historians discovering about tortall's past now? what do the academic debates look like?
A Memory Called Empire - Lsel culture, Teixcalaani Politics, imagos, historical poetry
Lsel Culture - What is Lsel culture? How is it impacted by the imagos? What sort of civilization would deal with death and the loss of knowledge in this way? How is the Lsel concept of death shaped by their culture and their practical, day-to-day life?
Teixcalaani Politics - I don't have great ideas for this, but maybe more details of how the politics works from an insider's POV? Probably a fair amount went over Mahit's head. Also how other cultures fit into Teixcalaani politics? kinda under this but not really - it would be cool to see how Teixcalaan would have been rocked to the core if the imago thing had gone through.
How imagos work - How do imagos function when they're 15 people instead of just one? do older personalities degrade? How are imago-carriers tested and chosen? Is there any sort of testing done to see if the imago has integrated correctly? How does a correctly integrated imago work?
Historical epic poetry - Oh, really, go wild on the poetry or the history side or both. How does Teixcalaan's planet past play into the history they remember? what are the older forms of poetry? What does recent discourse on historical poetry look like? What does historical discourse on historical poetry look like?
Sorry this isn't well-formatted and the quality drops off near the end - depression hit me like a wall in the middle. I'm super excited for anything you write me!! Thanks so much, and i'm looking forward to it!
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Some Fandom Categorization
So I saw this post linked from another post, and I loved the fandom classification system so much that I had to make my own post. Sometimes I have difficulty communicating to people how me "being in" Teen Wolf fandom differs from how I'm in, say, the Oxenfree fandom. (also my intro fandom page is much out of date.... oops.)
Anyway, I thought this would be fun! Here goes.
Fandoms for which I genuinely like the source material, and would enjoy it and seek it out whether there were fanworks or not: Primordia, Oxenfree, The Goblin Emperor, A Memory Called Empire, ERASED, Natsume's Book of Friends, all Tamora Pierce works, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Oofuri, Run With the Wind, The Magnus Archives
Fandoms where the source material is entertaining, but fanworks add something significant to my engagement with it: Boku no Hero Academia, Sherlock Holmes stories, Star Trek (TOS and Reboot), Star Wars, Yuuri on Ice, Haikyuu, Treasure Planet, All for the Game, Welcome to Night Vale, Pokemon, Hannibal
Fandoms where I really can't take the source material very seriously except as a kit that fans will take apart and reassemble into something that I love: Teen Wolf, Harry Potter franchise, The Hobbit, Marvel, The Flash, Final Fantasy VII, VIII, and XV
Fandoms where I really dislike the source material but I actively seek out and enjoy the fanworks: Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Naruto
This was a pretty fun exercise! It's interesting - I think I engage mostly with fandoms that fall into categories two and three, and then occasionally get really sucked into a fandom in category four or one. Also, things in category four I got into through a favorite author's work and then realized that I *really* couldn't watch the show.
Anyway, this was fun to think about it, so if any of you want to do it, you should! I'd be interested in seeing other people's lists.
Anyway, I thought this would be fun! Here goes.
Fandoms for which I genuinely like the source material, and would enjoy it and seek it out whether there were fanworks or not: Primordia, Oxenfree, The Goblin Emperor, A Memory Called Empire, ERASED, Natsume's Book of Friends, all Tamora Pierce works, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Oofuri, Run With the Wind, The Magnus Archives
Fandoms where the source material is entertaining, but fanworks add something significant to my engagement with it: Boku no Hero Academia, Sherlock Holmes stories, Star Trek (TOS and Reboot), Star Wars, Yuuri on Ice, Haikyuu, Treasure Planet, All for the Game, Welcome to Night Vale, Pokemon, Hannibal
Fandoms where I really can't take the source material very seriously except as a kit that fans will take apart and reassemble into something that I love: Teen Wolf, Harry Potter franchise, The Hobbit, Marvel, The Flash, Final Fantasy VII, VIII, and XV
Fandoms where I really dislike the source material but I actively seek out and enjoy the fanworks: Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Naruto
This was a pretty fun exercise! It's interesting - I think I engage mostly with fandoms that fall into categories two and three, and then occasionally get really sucked into a fandom in category four or one. Also, things in category four I got into through a favorite author's work and then realized that I *really* couldn't watch the show.
Anyway, this was fun to think about it, so if any of you want to do it, you should! I'd be interested in seeing other people's lists.
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a memory called empire and a little bit of fanfic
I finished A Memory of Empire by Arkady Martine and it struck me as deeply as few things have. I have a lot of thoughts about it - its structure and its poetry and its themes - but I can't articulate my feelings fully right now.
Instead I wrote a fic for it - archiveofourown.org/works/20656448.
If you also have feelings about this book, please comment and talk to me about them. I am still in the stage of swimming around in all the beautiful feels but I'd love to discuss.
Instead I wrote a fic for it - archiveofourown.org/works/20656448.
If you also have feelings about this book, please comment and talk to me about them. I am still in the stage of swimming around in all the beautiful feels but I'd love to discuss.
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A FOWL Disaster
Oh no! Due to an ill-timed prank, the OWL results have gotten all messed up! Somehow, the unfortunate combination of a Confundus charm, a Befuddlement Draught, and sixteen ice mice has made it so that the only way to figure out the scores of six students' Potions OWL is to use some convoluted logic to match the names to their correct grades. Each of the students (three are male, three are female, and one of the girls is named Cathy) received a grade on the Potions OWL (O, EE, A, P, D, T -- O, EE, and A is passing). Also, each belongs to one of the Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw), is taking two out of a possible five elective courses (Arithmancy, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Muggle Studies, Ancient Runes), is of a certain ancestry (pureblood, halfblood, and muggleborn), and is dating one of the other students. Those details don't really matter though - all this office cares about is their score on the Potions OWL!
1. Every student received a different letter grade.
2. The six students are, in no particular order: the student who received an O, a student in Hufflepuff, a student taking both Care and Muggle Studies, the student dating Emily, a pureblood, and Bertrand.
3. One of the two pureblood students is in Slytherin.
4. No one taking Divination passed their Potions OWL.
5. Abigail is not a Hufflepuff, but her girlfriend is.
6. No one is taking the same combination of elective courses.
7. In the two houses that have two members, one passed and one failed.
8. No pureblood student is taking muggle studies.
9. The Ravenclaw student got a Troll on the OWL.
11. Ferdinand's girlfriend got an A on the Potions OWL.
12. The two highest performing students on the Potions OWL are the two halfblood students.
13. Everyone who passed the Potions OWL is taking Arithmancy.
14. Daniel's boyfriend failed Muggle Studies, but passed his Potions OWL.
15. Two students are taking Divination.
16. A muggleborn has a Dreadful on the OWL.
17. The lone Gryffindor is a pureblood.
18. No couple shares any of their elective courses.
19. Both Hufflepuff students are taking Care.
20. Emily is dating a student who is taking divination.
Answers in the comments!
1. Every student received a different letter grade.
2. The six students are, in no particular order: the student who received an O, a student in Hufflepuff, a student taking both Care and Muggle Studies, the student dating Emily, a pureblood, and Bertrand.
3. One of the two pureblood students is in Slytherin.
4. No one taking Divination passed their Potions OWL.
5. Abigail is not a Hufflepuff, but her girlfriend is.
6. No one is taking the same combination of elective courses.
7. In the two houses that have two members, one passed and one failed.
8. No pureblood student is taking muggle studies.
9. The Ravenclaw student got a Troll on the OWL.
11. Ferdinand's girlfriend got an A on the Potions OWL.
12. The two highest performing students on the Potions OWL are the two halfblood students.
13. Everyone who passed the Potions OWL is taking Arithmancy.
14. Daniel's boyfriend failed Muggle Studies, but passed his Potions OWL.
15. Two students are taking Divination.
16. A muggleborn has a Dreadful on the OWL.
17. The lone Gryffindor is a pureblood.
18. No couple shares any of their elective courses.
19. Both Hufflepuff students are taking Care.
20. Emily is dating a student who is taking divination.
Answers in the comments!
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Harry Potter logic puzzle (TESTING)
Oh no! Due to an ill-timed prank, the OWL results have gotten all messed up! Somehow, the unfortunate combination of a Confundus charm, a Befuddlement Draught, and sixteen ice mice has made it so that the only way to figure out the scores of six students' Potions OWL is to use some convoluted logic to match the names to their correct grades. Each of the students (three are male, three are female, and one of the girls is named Cathy) received a grade on the Potions OWL (O, EE, A, P, D, T -- O, EE, and A is passing). Also, each belongs to one of the Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw), is taking two out of a possible five elective courses (Arithmancy, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Muggle Studies, Ancient Runes), is of a certain ancestry (pureblood, halfblood, and muggleborn), and is dating one of the other students. Those details don't really matter though - all this office cares about is their score on the Potions OWL!
1. Every student received a different letter grade.
2. The six students are, in no particular order: the student who received an O, a student in Hufflepuff, a student taking both Care and Muggle Studies, the student dating Emily, a pureblood, and Bertrand.
3. One of the two pureblood students is in Slytherin.
4. No one taking Divination passed their Potions OWL.
5. Abigail is not a Hufflepuff, but her girlfriend is.
6. No one is taking the same combination of elective courses.
7. In the two houses that have two members, one passed and one failed.
8. No pureblood student is taking muggle studies.
9. The Ravenclaw student got a Troll on the OWL.
11. Ferdinand's girlfriend got an A on the Potions OWL.
12. The two highest performing students on the Potions OWL are the two halfblood students.
13. Everyone who passed the Potions OWL is taking Arithmancy.
14. Daniel's boyfriend failed Muggle Studies, but passed his Potions OWL.
15. Two students are taking Divination.
16. A muggleborn has a Dreadful on the OWL.
17. The lone Gryffindor is a pureblood.
18. No couple shares any of their elective courses.
19. Both Hufflepuff students are taking Care.
20. Emily is dating a student who is taking divination.
1. Every student received a different letter grade.
2. The six students are, in no particular order: the student who received an O, a student in Hufflepuff, a student taking both Care and Muggle Studies, the student dating Emily, a pureblood, and Bertrand.
3. One of the two pureblood students is in Slytherin.
4. No one taking Divination passed their Potions OWL.
5. Abigail is not a Hufflepuff, but her girlfriend is.
6. No one is taking the same combination of elective courses.
7. In the two houses that have two members, one passed and one failed.
8. No pureblood student is taking muggle studies.
9. The Ravenclaw student got a Troll on the OWL.
11. Ferdinand's girlfriend got an A on the Potions OWL.
12. The two highest performing students on the Potions OWL are the two halfblood students.
13. Everyone who passed the Potions OWL is taking Arithmancy.
14. Daniel's boyfriend failed Muggle Studies, but passed his Potions OWL.
15. Two students are taking Divination.
16. A muggleborn has a Dreadful on the OWL.
17. The lone Gryffindor is a pureblood.
18. No couple shares any of their elective courses.
19. Both Hufflepuff students are taking Care.
20. Emily is dating a student who is taking divination.
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Worldbuilding exchange letter
Dear Writer,
Thanks so much for writing for me! I love worldbuilding so much, so I'm going to be thrilled at whatever you create! The prompts below are just some guidelines if you need them - but I'll be happy with whatever delicious worldbuilding you give me!
I love both fanfic and whatever in-universe meta you want to do - letters, reports, transcripts, policy statements, research notes - go wild my dude.
Just some general DNWs: Non-con, hate sex, infidelity, romantic jealousy, abusive f/f relationships, graphic mutilation/eye horror/hand horror/body horror with a living, aware person (corpse mutilation is fine and zombie mutilation is fine), Character-bashing (character-critical is great, but no bashing please).
And for this exchange, I would prefer if ships are kept to a minimum, although imply or include whichever you like, especially queer relationships. I'm not going to make it a DNW since it may enhance the worldbuilding in some cases.
( Harry Potter (Wizarding World (No Pottermore)) )
( Naruto (No Boruto) )
( Primordia )( Animal Crossing )
( Boku No Hero )
Most of all, I hope you have fun writing the story! If you do, then I'll have fun reading it!
~ Bones
Thanks so much for writing for me! I love worldbuilding so much, so I'm going to be thrilled at whatever you create! The prompts below are just some guidelines if you need them - but I'll be happy with whatever delicious worldbuilding you give me!
I love both fanfic and whatever in-universe meta you want to do - letters, reports, transcripts, policy statements, research notes - go wild my dude.
Just some general DNWs: Non-con, hate sex, infidelity, romantic jealousy, abusive f/f relationships, graphic mutilation/eye horror/hand horror/body horror with a living, aware person (corpse mutilation is fine and zombie mutilation is fine), Character-bashing (character-critical is great, but no bashing please).
And for this exchange, I would prefer if ships are kept to a minimum, although imply or include whichever you like, especially queer relationships. I'm not going to make it a DNW since it may enhance the worldbuilding in some cases.
- ( General Likes )
( Harry Potter (Wizarding World (No Pottermore)) )
( Naruto (No Boruto) )
( Primordia )( Animal Crossing )
( Boku No Hero )
Most of all, I hope you have fun writing the story! If you do, then I'll have fun reading it!
~ Bones
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
So it's no secret to everyone that knows me that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is my favorite play of all time. I cry about it. I quote lines to people. (Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?) I have a shit ton of feelings about the themes and the intertextuality. I could write 50 posts about why I love it so much. I did in fact write a fic about it - Exeunt.
But yeah, I went to see a community theatre production of it tonight. For all my love of the play, I hadn't actually been able to see it live. I've seen the Tom Stoppard movie (like, three times) and I saw a recording of an opening night of a stage production of it in London recently. So I was super pumped to see it live.
( Details below... )
All of this just makes me want to write another R&G fic... I need to work on my BNHA fic, but I... really really want to write a fic where Horatio becomes Aware of things like R and G, and has to navigate his role as the observer of this tragedy. Anyway, please tell me to write my longfic, no matter how many R and G feelings I have. And let me know about any R and G feelings you have in the comments!
But yeah, I went to see a community theatre production of it tonight. For all my love of the play, I hadn't actually been able to see it live. I've seen the Tom Stoppard movie (like, three times) and I saw a recording of an opening night of a stage production of it in London recently. So I was super pumped to see it live.
( Details below... )
All of this just makes me want to write another R&G fic... I need to work on my BNHA fic, but I... really really want to write a fic where Horatio becomes Aware of things like R and G, and has to navigate his role as the observer of this tragedy. Anyway, please tell me to write my longfic, no matter how many R and G feelings I have. And let me know about any R and G feelings you have in the comments!
Unexpected Duos Letter
Dear Writer,
Thanks so much for writing something for me in this exchange! I know I'm going to love it! I'm open to receiving traditional fic, interactive fiction, and in-universe meta (for example, an essay that one of the characters wrote or a historical analysis of canon events). I hope you have fun writing! I try to give more inspiration rather than less, but please disregard everything but my DNWs if another idea sparks your interest.
Requested pairings:
The dads: Aizawa Shouta & Izuku, Tsukauchi Naomasa & Izuku, Sir Nighteye & Izuku
The BAD dads: Kurogiri & Izuku, All for One & Izuku, Overhaul & Izuku
The Morally Ambiguous/Strange dads: Stain & Izuku, Nedzu & Izuku, Giran & Izuku
The classmates: Ojiro Mashirao/Izuku, Shouji Mezou/Izuku, Tokoyami/Izuku
The non-classmates: Awase/Izuku, Toogata Mirio/Izuku, Yoarashi Inasa/Izuku
The Bad Men: Overhaul/Izuku, Dabi/Izuku
The older men: Aizawa/Izuku, All Might/Izuku
( FULL LETTER )
Thanks so much for writing something for me in this exchange! I know I'm going to love it! I'm open to receiving traditional fic, interactive fiction, and in-universe meta (for example, an essay that one of the characters wrote or a historical analysis of canon events). I hope you have fun writing! I try to give more inspiration rather than less, but please disregard everything but my DNWs if another idea sparks your interest.
Requested pairings:
The dads: Aizawa Shouta & Izuku, Tsukauchi Naomasa & Izuku, Sir Nighteye & Izuku
The BAD dads: Kurogiri & Izuku, All for One & Izuku, Overhaul & Izuku
The Morally Ambiguous/Strange dads: Stain & Izuku, Nedzu & Izuku, Giran & Izuku
The classmates: Ojiro Mashirao/Izuku, Shouji Mezou/Izuku, Tokoyami/Izuku
The non-classmates: Awase/Izuku, Toogata Mirio/Izuku, Yoarashi Inasa/Izuku
The Bad Men: Overhaul/Izuku, Dabi/Izuku
The older men: Aizawa/Izuku, All Might/Izuku
( FULL LETTER )
PLUS ULTRA!
~Bones
Press Start 2018
Dear writer,
Thanks so much for writing something for me! I'll enjoy whatever you want to write, including alternative forms of writing, like interactive fiction, if the inspiration strikes you.
Fandoms:
Detroit: Become Human
Primordia
The Red Strings Club
Oxenfree
Or: Robots, robots, robots, and some ghosts.
( Letter under the cut )
Anyway, thanks again! I'm sure I'll love whatever you write, and I'm looking forward to it!!
~ Bones
Thanks so much for writing something for me! I'll enjoy whatever you want to write, including alternative forms of writing, like interactive fiction, if the inspiration strikes you.
Fandoms:
Detroit: Become Human
Primordia
The Red Strings Club
Oxenfree
Or: Robots, robots, robots, and some ghosts.
( Letter under the cut )
Anyway, thanks again! I'm sure I'll love whatever you write, and I'm looking forward to it!!
~ Bones
Yuletide Letter
Dear Writer,
Thanks so much for writing a fic or other piece of writing (I'm open to IF or other alternative fiction media) for me in this exchange! I'm really excited to see what you create! Feel free to disregard my prompts if you don't like any of them - I'm really not picky except with my DNWs.
Fandoms Requested:
Primordia - Horatio Nullbuilt
Oxenfree - Any
El Laberinto del Fauno - Any
Tricksters - Tamora Pierce - Aly and Dove
Highwayman - Any
A Study in Emerald - Sherlock and John
( Letter under the cut )
Thanks for writing something for me! I'm sure I'll love whatever you write, as long as you had fun writing it.
Thanks,
Bones
Thanks so much for writing a fic or other piece of writing (I'm open to IF or other alternative fiction media) for me in this exchange! I'm really excited to see what you create! Feel free to disregard my prompts if you don't like any of them - I'm really not picky except with my DNWs.
Fandoms Requested:
Primordia - Horatio Nullbuilt
Oxenfree - Any
El Laberinto del Fauno - Any
Tricksters - Tamora Pierce - Aly and Dove
Highwayman - Any
A Study in Emerald - Sherlock and John
( Letter under the cut )
Thanks for writing something for me! I'm sure I'll love whatever you write, as long as you had fun writing it.
Thanks,
Bones
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Trick or Treat Letter
Dear Writer,
Thanks so much for writing a fic or other piece of writing (I'm open to IF or other alternative fiction media) for me in this exchange! I'm really excited to see what you create! Feel free to disregard my prompts if you don't like any of them - I'm really not picky except with my DNWs.
( Letter under the cut )
Thanks so much for writing a fic or other piece of writing (I'm open to IF or other alternative fiction media) for me in this exchange! I'm really excited to see what you create! Feel free to disregard my prompts if you don't like any of them - I'm really not picky except with my DNWs.
( Letter under the cut )
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Dance of Death: Swing
I was still inspired from my vignette here so I continued with more evidence, this time supporting the view that maybe the dance of death was swing.
( It has been brought to my attention that the dance of death might be SWING: )
( It has been brought to my attention that the dance of death might be SWING: )
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Dance of Death: Square Dance
So, brief introduction to this - a year or so ago, a friend and I were arguing about whether the dance of death was a square dance or a waltz. I wrote the following as evidence.
( BUT CONSIDER: )
( BUT CONSIDER: )
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Letter for Coronation Ceremony
Dear Writer,
Thanks so much for writing a fic or other piece of writing (I'm open to IF or other alternative fiction media) for me in this exchange! I'm really excited to see what you create! Feel free to disregard my prompts if you don't like any of them - I'm really not picky except with my DNWs.
( Letter )
Thanks so much for writing a fic or other piece of writing (I'm open to IF or other alternative fiction media) for me in this exchange! I'm really excited to see what you create! Feel free to disregard my prompts if you don't like any of them - I'm really not picky except with my DNWs.
( Letter )
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Hannibal Logic Puzzle
Hannibal Lecter is throwing a dinner party this evening, and he’s currently in the kitchen, cooking up a storm. Sadly, his friends from the Bureau can’t attend, because the Chesapeake Ripper has just left five simultaneous crime scenes! On a completely unrelated note, Hannibal is serving one of five entrees to each of his guests. Each meal is made out of a different organ, each harvested from five rude people engaged in a various professions (one is a banker), and each committing one of five offenses. Sadly, in the furor of the evening, Hannibal has lost his plans for which guest is to be served each dish. He would be most appreciative if you could assist in reconstructing his dinner plans. To do otherwise would be rude. We wouldn’t want that.

Seating arrangements for the dinner. Note: “directly across” is both of the numbers across the table. For example, 4 and 5 are directly across from 2.
1. The five dishes are, in no particular order: the lung entrée, the meal made from the plumber, the dish served to the person sitting directly clockwise from the person who was served the heart entrée, the meal made from the person who flipped off Hannibal in traffic, and the dish served to the person sitting directly across the table from the person served the kidney and the one served the dish made from the especially profane victim.
2. The person served the liver sits between the person served the barista and the one who was served the rude artist who was unacceptably noisy during a performance at the opera.
3. The person served the lawyer is sitting in seat 1.
4. The person who was served the thigh is sitting directly clockwise from the person served the kidney and directly across the table from the person served lungs and the one served the rude victim who spilled coffee on Hannibal’s new suit without apologizing.
5. The lawyer did not have his liver harvested.
6. The meal made from the man who was drunk-flirting with Will Graham was served to a person who is not sitting next to the person who was served the profane barista.
7. The person who spilled his coffee on Hannibal did not have his heart harvested.

Seating arrangements for the dinner. Note: “directly across” is both of the numbers across the table. For example, 4 and 5 are directly across from 2.
1. The five dishes are, in no particular order: the lung entrée, the meal made from the plumber, the dish served to the person sitting directly clockwise from the person who was served the heart entrée, the meal made from the person who flipped off Hannibal in traffic, and the dish served to the person sitting directly across the table from the person served the kidney and the one served the dish made from the especially profane victim.
2. The person served the liver sits between the person served the barista and the one who was served the rude artist who was unacceptably noisy during a performance at the opera.
3. The person served the lawyer is sitting in seat 1.
4. The person who was served the thigh is sitting directly clockwise from the person served the kidney and directly across the table from the person served lungs and the one served the rude victim who spilled coffee on Hannibal’s new suit without apologizing.
5. The lawyer did not have his liver harvested.
6. The meal made from the man who was drunk-flirting with Will Graham was served to a person who is not sitting next to the person who was served the profane barista.
7. The person who spilled his coffee on Hannibal did not have his heart harvested.
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My trope bingo table!
| AU: APOCALYPSE | ACCIDENTAL HERO |
COMING OUT (OF THE CLOSET) |
AU: HISTORICAL | RARE PAIRS |
| IN ANOTHER MANS SHOES |
AU: FAIRY TALE/ MYTH |
SOUL BOUNDING/ SOULMATES |
FLUFF | LANGUAGE/ TRANSLATION |
| LOCKED IN | IMMORTALITY/ REINCARNATION |
FREE SPACE | UNHAPPY ENDING | DARK FIC |
| AU: FANTASY | ROLE REVERSAL | FUTURE FIC | CANNON FODDER | RIVALS TO LOVERS |
| AU: SPACE | GENDER SWAP | TWENTY-FOUR HOURS TO LIVE |
CELEBRATORY KISS | TRAPPED IN A DREAM |
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Letter for Press Start
Dear Writer,
Thanks so much for writing a fic or other piece of writing (I'm open to IF or other alternative fiction media) for me in this exchange! I'm really excited to see what you create! Feel free to disregard my prompts if you don't like any of them - I'm really not picky except with my DNWs.
General Likes - unexpected twists, subversions/new explanations of canon material, clever explanations or interpretations of canon plotholes, AUs (soulmate, wrong number, etc.), slow burn, friends to lovers (or enemies to friends to lovers), magical realism, time travel, surrealism (playing with the border between reality and unreality), characters being intelligent and competent, romance between eldritch horrors/gods/demons/immortal beings and normal humans, age difference, gay relationships (either f/f or m/m), speaking to the dead, and on-the-very-edge-of-healthy codependent relationships (or even unhealthy codependent relationships, as long as all the participants are happy in the relationship - no Stockholm syndrome please).
General Dislikes - fake dating AU, sex without love, miscommunication-driven plot, love triangles, jealousy, het relationships as the main pairing (in some fandoms - will note exceptions in the prompts).
General DNWs - Non-con, hate sex, infidelity, bloodplay/painplay, abusive f/f relationships, graphic mutilation/eye horror/hand horror/body horror with a living, aware person (corpse mutilation is fine and zombie mutilation is fine).
Fandom specific prompts:
Oxenfree - Alex
DNWs - Straight Alex (gay, bi, pan, or ace only please. het relationships are fine as Alex is not explicitly straight), PWPs, pregnancy.
I just finished playing this game for the first time, and I love it. I really love the concept of the Sunken and the use of the radios and frequencies to open up portals to other places. I especially love the timeloops in this game and the way that both time and space are mutable and subject to tampering. The blurring of reality in this game is really fantastic, as well as the ideas presented about death, free will, and tragedy.
Specifically with Alex, I'd love an exploration her after-canon life and her continuing relationships with the other characters. You can explore how she deals with the continued loops or what she does when she breaks out of them. How does she deal with the world after her experiences on Edwards Island? What is her relationship with the supernatural? If she manages to go to college out-of-state, how does she navigate that new environment?
Stardew Valley - Penny, Penny/Maru, Female Player/Maru, Sebastian, Sebastian & Maru, Male Player/Sebastian
No specific DNWs.
Stardew Valley is a really open-ended game, and similarly, you could take this fic anywhere. In general, I think it would be interesting to have a fic that played the mechanics of the game completely straight - the player does dig up lost books and fish dinosaur eggs out of the river. You could go weird with this (like this is the one spot of weirdness in a normal world) or fantasy (where animated skeletons and wizards and witches are normal).
Penny, Penny/Maru, and Female Player/Maru - I love Penny and I love Maru and I love them being gay. Penny's relationship with her mother is a big part of her character, and I think a fic about her finally moving out and separating herself somewhat from her mother could be cool. Maru has a lot of ideas and interests and also stretches herself very thin. It might be interesting to explore how Maru's partner is able to anchor her and to be a sounding board?
Sebastian, Sebastian & Maru, Male Player/Sebastian - Sebastian is interesting, I think. He's at the point in his life when he sees himself as an outsider, but at the same time, he really isn't - this is his community and his people. It would be cool to see a fic where he and Maru come to a better understanding, or where his romance is able to give him more perspective on the community and the people in it.
Animal Crossing - Mayor Protagonist
DNWs: Any sex at all.
This is one fandom where any weird insight into the world is appreciated - no Animal Crossing creepypasta can ever be better than that Tom Nook creepypasta, but new, interesting takes on what is going on here could be cool.
On a different note, a fun piece about the trials and tribulations of mayor-ship could be really cute. The animals are a... little obtuse at the best of times and they never donate significantly to your public works projects, so you could write a fic about trying to organize something or get donations.
Thanks so much for writing me something! I'm sure to love it!
~ Bones
Thanks so much for writing a fic or other piece of writing (I'm open to IF or other alternative fiction media) for me in this exchange! I'm really excited to see what you create! Feel free to disregard my prompts if you don't like any of them - I'm really not picky except with my DNWs.
General Likes - unexpected twists, subversions/new explanations of canon material, clever explanations or interpretations of canon plotholes, AUs (soulmate, wrong number, etc.), slow burn, friends to lovers (or enemies to friends to lovers), magical realism, time travel, surrealism (playing with the border between reality and unreality), characters being intelligent and competent, romance between eldritch horrors/gods/demons/immortal beings and normal humans, age difference, gay relationships (either f/f or m/m), speaking to the dead, and on-the-very-edge-of-healthy codependent relationships (or even unhealthy codependent relationships, as long as all the participants are happy in the relationship - no Stockholm syndrome please).
General Dislikes - fake dating AU, sex without love, miscommunication-driven plot, love triangles, jealousy, het relationships as the main pairing (in some fandoms - will note exceptions in the prompts).
General DNWs - Non-con, hate sex, infidelity, bloodplay/painplay, abusive f/f relationships, graphic mutilation/eye horror/hand horror/body horror with a living, aware person (corpse mutilation is fine and zombie mutilation is fine).
Fandom specific prompts:
Oxenfree - Alex
DNWs - Straight Alex (gay, bi, pan, or ace only please. het relationships are fine as Alex is not explicitly straight), PWPs, pregnancy.
I just finished playing this game for the first time, and I love it. I really love the concept of the Sunken and the use of the radios and frequencies to open up portals to other places. I especially love the timeloops in this game and the way that both time and space are mutable and subject to tampering. The blurring of reality in this game is really fantastic, as well as the ideas presented about death, free will, and tragedy.
Specifically with Alex, I'd love an exploration her after-canon life and her continuing relationships with the other characters. You can explore how she deals with the continued loops or what she does when she breaks out of them. How does she deal with the world after her experiences on Edwards Island? What is her relationship with the supernatural? If she manages to go to college out-of-state, how does she navigate that new environment?
Stardew Valley - Penny, Penny/Maru, Female Player/Maru, Sebastian, Sebastian & Maru, Male Player/Sebastian
No specific DNWs.
Stardew Valley is a really open-ended game, and similarly, you could take this fic anywhere. In general, I think it would be interesting to have a fic that played the mechanics of the game completely straight - the player does dig up lost books and fish dinosaur eggs out of the river. You could go weird with this (like this is the one spot of weirdness in a normal world) or fantasy (where animated skeletons and wizards and witches are normal).
Penny, Penny/Maru, and Female Player/Maru - I love Penny and I love Maru and I love them being gay. Penny's relationship with her mother is a big part of her character, and I think a fic about her finally moving out and separating herself somewhat from her mother could be cool. Maru has a lot of ideas and interests and also stretches herself very thin. It might be interesting to explore how Maru's partner is able to anchor her and to be a sounding board?
Sebastian, Sebastian & Maru, Male Player/Sebastian - Sebastian is interesting, I think. He's at the point in his life when he sees himself as an outsider, but at the same time, he really isn't - this is his community and his people. It would be cool to see a fic where he and Maru come to a better understanding, or where his romance is able to give him more perspective on the community and the people in it.
Animal Crossing - Mayor Protagonist
DNWs: Any sex at all.
This is one fandom where any weird insight into the world is appreciated - no Animal Crossing creepypasta can ever be better than that Tom Nook creepypasta, but new, interesting takes on what is going on here could be cool.
On a different note, a fun piece about the trials and tribulations of mayor-ship could be really cute. The animals are a... little obtuse at the best of times and they never donate significantly to your public works projects, so you could write a fic about trying to organize something or get donations.
Thanks so much for writing me something! I'm sure to love it!
~ Bones